Greetings! Shalom! How ya' doin, even? On the following pages, I will relate to you the medium-sized, slightly boring story of how I discovered Mark Pirro and fell in love with his films. For those of you who are literacy challenged, I warn you: THERE ARE NO PICTURES!!!! Just words. This story is divided into 5 sections.
Part 1: Polish Vampires in the Summmer.